We are in Green Bay, Wisconsin and your announcers are Jerry Lawler, Tom Phillips, and Jimmy Uso.
Match Number One: Big Show versus Ryback in a Non Title Match
Ryback with punches but Show pushes Ryback into the corner. Ryback with more punches and he pushes Show into the corner. Ryback with a splash into the corner but Show with a clothesline to Ryback. Show slams Ryback and then he kicks him in the ribs. Show with a forearm and he drives Ryback to the mat after a face lock.
Show with a reverse chin lock and he uses Ryback’s arm to affect Ryback’s breathing. Ryback with punches and he ducks a clothesline and hits a flying shoulder tackle. Ryback with shoulders in the corner. Show with a chop to Ryback as he comes back into the corner. Ryback with a spinebuster type maneuver.
Ryback waits for the lariat but Show with a spear for a near fall. Both men are down. Ryback rolls to the apron and Show with a drop kick to send Ryback to the floor. Show goes to the floor and Ryback runs Show into the ring post and he tries to slam Show but he cannot get Show up. Show tries to slam Ryback but Ryback gets to his feet and then Ryback clotheslines Show through the ringside barrier and they fall into Yeatonville.
The referee continues his count and he gets to ten.
Double Count Out
After the match, the referee checks on Show and Ryback since neither of them are moving too much after going through the ringside barrier.
The New Day is walking in the back and they clap towards a guy backstage and Woods has the basketball hoop behind his back for Kofi to dunk while Big E continues the distraction. We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods versus Fernando, Diego, and El Torito
Woods and Diego start things off and Diego with a drop kick. Fernando is tagged in and Diego with a splash through the ropes and Fernando with a slingshot senton for a near fall. Fernando with a wrist lock but Woods with a punch. Kofi tags in and Fernando with a back body drop. Diego tags in and Fernando with a punch to the midsection followed by a knee lift from Diego. Diego with a springboard senton shoulder tackle for a near fall. Fernando tags in and Diego catapults Kofi into a forearm from Fernando and Fernando with a slingshot splash onto Kofi, who is on Diego’s knees.
Fernando with a chop. Big E pulls Kofi to the floor and Torito with a baseball slide to Big E and Big E has to be held back by Woods and Kofi.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Woods with a head butt to Fernando but Fernando with punches. Woods with a kick and Fernando with an elbow. Big E tags in and he hits Snake Eyes while Woods and Kofi hit enzuigiris at the same time. Kofi with a near fall. Kofi kicks Fernando and then Big E tags in and he kicks Fernando. Woods tags in and he continues with the kicking. Kofi tags in and continues the kicking. Big E with more kicks and then Woods tags in and Xavier is Irish whipped into the corner for a drop kick.
Kofi tags in and he connects with a running knee to the head and he gets a near fall but Diego breaks things up. Kofi sends Diego to the floor and then Fernando escapes a belly-to-back suplex attempt as well as avoiding a splash into the corner. Woods tags in and Torito tags in. Torito with a springboard rana followed by chops. Torito with a springboard head butt and then he gores Big E. Torito drop kicks Big E to the floor. Torito with a satellite rollup but Kofi sends Torito to the floor. Big E clotheslines Fernando and Diego. Kofi with a baseball slide to Diego.
Big E tags in and he gives Torito a back breaker. Big E with a Warrior Splash but Woods wants to be tagged in and Woods gets the three count.
Winners: Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods
After the match, Kofi brings some flowers into the ring to give them to Woods for his hard fought victory in the match tonight.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Dolph Ziggler and Lana make their way to the ring.
Dolph says because of that, damn it is good to be back. It feels good to be back here. It feels good to be back with you. The last six weeks or so have been a little rough for him. The Bulgarian Baboon crushed his throat with his crutch and he was put on the shelf. It hurt to talk, it hurt to swallow, and it hurt to do almost anything.
Dolph says he hated sitting at him and eating his dinner through a straw. He says the worst thing was being at home, helpless as Summer put Lana in the Accolade. Dolph did not know if he was coming back, but he knew that he had to see that Lana was okay. Dolph wants Lana to tell everyone the first thing she said when he checked on her.
Lana says ‘We Must crush those bastards!’
Dolph says she didn’t want her to coddle her or snuggle, she wanted revenge. Damn that is hot. Dolph says he knew he had to come back on Monday and shut Rusev up and get a front row seat while Lana kicked the phony off Summer.
Lana says she likes that Dolph makes her laugh and she admires that he fights for what he believes in. She says that she needs to stand up for herself and speak out regardless of the circumstance. That is why they make a great team. She says she is the best because she slapped that Rusev in his jaw and sent that fishy fish in Summer’s face.
Dolph says that Lana has a great sense of humor. Dolph asks if you also loved seeing Summer eat sushi live. You have proven that you are a bonafide bad ass.
Lana thanks Ziggler and she says that Rusev can have his pathetic wannabe Lana because you can have the real thing.
Lana and Rusev kiss in the ring, but the Bulgarian flag with Rusev’s face falls from the rafters.
Rusev comes out and he is dressed to fight and he is with Summer Rae.
Rusev says you think you know pain. You think watching Lana struggle on your TV is pain. He will show you what real pain is when he crushes your throat again at SummerSlam. He will crush your back like a jigsaw puzzle. Then he will put you in the Accolade and you will beg for mercy. He will release the hold before you pass out so you can see Summer put Lana in the Accolade. You will see her agony, see tears come out of her eyes, and you will hear her screams. You will be helpless and then you will know what real pain is.
Rusev says that he will put an end to Ziggler’s comeback.
Ziggler says his comeback does not start until SummerSlam when he steals the show, beats, you and steals your girlfriend . . . your real one.
We take a look at Seth Rollins’ comments during the contract signing on Raw.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Neville versus Bo Dallas
Neville with a waist lock and Bo backs him into the corner. Bo with an elbow to the head and a punch. Neville with an Irish whip but Bo with a boot and clothesline to the back of the head. Bo with knee drops to Neville and he wants us to BOLIEVE. Bo with a short arm clothesline and he gets a near fall. Bo with a cravate.
Neville with an arm drag to escape. Bo sends Neville to the apron but Neville with a springboard cross body for a near fall. Neville with an enzuigiri and then he pulls Bo into the corner and goes up top for the Red Arrow and hits it for the three count.
Stardust and Wade Barrett appear on the TitanTron and Stardust asks how do you catch a falling star. He what do apples, stop lights, and annoying superheroes have in common? Red and green. We are all sick of it. At SummerSlam, the Cosmic King and the Prince of Dark Matter will rid this planet of this putrid pittance.
Wade says that red and green turns black and blue.
Stardust says he is going to punch you.
Wade says he is going to punch you while your Hollywood friend Stephen Amell learns that there are no second takes in our universe. Neville, you will be permanently grounded with the BullHammer. Wade wants all to hail the Cosmic King.
We see Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, and Alicia Fox walking in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and The Bellas and Alicia Fox are in the ring.
Alicia says that she is proud to introduce a Divas who in just 26 days will be the longest reigning WWE Divas champion in history. A woman who represents strength, integrity and fearlessness . . .
Brie adds that she is the greatest twin sister in the whole world.
Nikki thanks them for the introduction. She says that she prides herself on being fearless, but she has doubts too. Ever since this Divas Revolution began a few weeks ago, they have had to step up their games. On Monday, she had her toughest challenge against Sasha Banks. Sasha, if you are listening, you did not disappoint. You put up one heck of a fight.
One day, all three of us believe, that you are going to make an amazing Divas Champion. That day is not today. You got one fluke victory on Raw and you think you are a revolutionary? Nikki says that she has proven for 270 that she is the most dominant Divas Champion in the WWE. That makes her the most powerful woman in sports entertainment worldwide.
Alicia says they are so honored and proud to be part of the Divas Revolution. The end is in sight because the other two teams will fall to them.
Nikki says they came out here to thank everyone. On behalf of the entire Divas division . . .
Naomi’s music plays and she makes her way to the stage with Tamina Snuka and Sasha Banks.
Naomi says you don’t speak for us. You can save that phony insincere speech because nobody is buying that mess. Naomi has some advice. Don’t prepare a victory speech for SummerSlam because it ain’t happening.
Sasha says you already know what is true. This past week on Monday, I made you tap Nikki. At SummerSlam, Team Bella is going to crash and burn. Then you will find out how dangerous we can be.
Brie says that Sasha does not intimidate them one bit. Brie says that Sasha calls herself the boss, but she knows a better word that describes Sasha that starts with a ‘b’.
Sasha says that is cute and she asks if Brie wants to have the same thing that happened to Nikki?
Nikki says she is still the champ.
Sasha asks Brie if she should just call her Daniel Bryan’s wife because all you have been doing is ride your injured Husband’s coat tails. The only time you will say yes, is when the referee asks you if you want to quit. Sasha says you can bank that.
Brie tells Sasha to shove it.
Before things can break down in the ring, Becky Lynch and Charlotte make their way to the ring, but they have something to say first.
Becky says you can bank on it, you can shove it, but it is all the same to her. The fact of the matter is that you are in for an old fashioned Lass Kicking.
Match Number Four: Becky Lynch (with Charlotte) versus Sasha Banks (with Naomi and Tamina Snuka) versus Brie Bella (with Alicia Fox and Nikki Bella)
Brie with a kick to Sasha and she sends her to the mat but Bekcy with a rollup for a near fall on Brie. Becky with an arm drag to Brie and then to Sasha. Becky goes after Brie and Brie with a forearm as we go to commercial.
We are back and Brie with kicks to Becky and then she does the Yes before connecting with a round kick for a near fall. Brie with forearms to Brie but Becky with European uppercuts. Brie sends Becky into the ropes and she drop kicks Sasha. Brie calls for Brie Mode and she hits a running knee to Sasha and then to Becky as she gets a near fall. Sasha with an Irish whip to Brie and Brie tries to kick Sasha but Sasha puts Brie on the turnbuckles and goes for the knee drop but Becky stops her.
Sasha puts Becky on the bottom rope and hits the double knee drop on both women. Sasha gets a near fall on Brie. Sasha slams Brie’s head into the mat and she mocks the yes chant. Sasha chokes Brie in the corner. Sasha pulls Brie into the center of the ring for a near fall. Brie with a kick to Sasha and then both Sasha and Brie go for clotheslines at the same time and they are both down. Becky with a clothesline to Brie and then Sasha.
Becky with a drop kick to Brie and a wrist clutch pump handle suplex. Becky with a double jump side kick to Sasha and Brie. Becky with an exploder suplex to Brie and then she tries to slam Brie but Brie gets to her feet and then she sends Becky into Sasha. Brie with an O’Connor Roll for the three count.
Winner: Brie Bella
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to take a look back at what happened with Brock Lesnar and Undertaker on Raw.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Cesaro versus Sheamus, Luke Harper, Bray Wyatt, and Kevin Owens
Orton and Sheamus start things off and Sheamus turns his back to Orton in the corner and then he turns around and Orton tries for an RKO but Sheamus is able to get away and he goes to the floor and grabs his briefcase as we go to commercial.
We are back Owens wants Cesaro in the match. They lock up and Orton with a side head lock and Cesaro tags in and he hits a delayed vertical suplex even with Owens punching Cesaro while holding him in the air.
Luke Harper tags in and so does Dean Ambrose. They lock up and Harper misses a punch and Ambrose with the Sting punch and chop combination. Dean with a snap mare and sliding D followed by an elbow drop. Reigns tags in and he punches Harper and gives Harper a snap mare followed by a boot to the head. Reigns with a wrist lock but Harper with a punch and Wyatt tags in and he connects with an uppercut.
Wyatt sends Reigns into the turnbuckles and follows with an Irish whip but Reigns comes out of the corner with a clothesline. Cesaro tags in and he punches Wyatt. Cesaro with a European uppercut or two. Wyatt with a head butt and he sends Cesaro into the corner and tags in Harper. Harper with a European uppercut but Cesaro fires back. They go back and forth but Harper with a thrust to the throat. Cesaro goes to the apron and he kicks Owens. Cesaro with a sunset flip for a near fall and then he gets Harper ready for the giant swing. Owens hits Cesaro from behind and then Ambrose has to be held back by the referee so order can be restored.
Harper with a boot to Cesaro’s head and Wyatt tags back in. Wyatt with a head butt and then he hits a splash into the corner. Wyatt tags in Sheamus and he gives Cesaro a suplex throw and then Sheamus fixes the Mohawk before he tags in Owens. Owens with a kick to the head and then Cesaro punches Owens while trying to get to his corner.
Owens with a running clothesline into the corner followed by a cannonball. Owens gets a near fall.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Sheamus with a reverse chin lock on Cesaro. Cesaro with elbows but Sheamus with a knee and he gets Cesaro on his shoulders for a Finlay Slam and he tags in Harper who hits a slingshot senton. Wyatt tags in and hits a back senton. Owens tags in and he hits a back senton of his own. Owens gets a near fall. Owens with a knee to the back and a rear chin lock.
Owens runs Cesaro into the corner and he tags in Sheamus. Cesaro fights out of the corner momentarily but Sheamus with a uranage back breaker and he returns to the reverse chin lock. Cesaro with elbows and then he lands on his feet on a belly-to-back suplex attempt. Sheamus with a shoulder into the corner followed by a knee lift but Cesaro with a drop kick and both men are down.
Reigns tags in and he connects with clotheslines. Reigns with a flying clothesline to Sheamus and then he runs into a boot from Sheamus. Sheamus tries for a power slam but Reigns gets to his feet and Reigns with the Neverending Story and ends with an uppercut. Reigns goes to the floor and he hits the Juggernaut Broad Jump Drop kick and then he hits a Samoan Drop
Reigns with a Samoan Drop to Harper. Reigns with a head butt to Owens followed by a Samoan drop. Reigns wants Wyatt to come into the ring but he won’t give him the pleasure. Reigns punches Wyatt and Wyatt punches back from the apron. Sheamus hits Reigns from behind and gets a near fall with a rollup. Sheamus with a tilt-a-whirl power slam for a near fall. Sheamus signals for the Brogue Kick and he pounds his chest. Sheamus punches Orton but Sheamus’ distraction allows Reigns to recover and he hits a Superman punch. Both men are down.
Ambrose and Harper tag in and Ambrose with a clothesline and punches. Ambrose with a forearm to Owens and then he hits a splash on Harper followed by a bulldog. Harper moves and Dean jumps over him as he comes off the turnbuckles. Harper with a punch and Ambrose falls into the ropes and bounces back and hits a clothesline. Ambrose sets for the double underhook DDT but he sees Wyatt trying to come in and he punches Wyatt and then hits a slingshot plancha onto Wyatt.
Harper charges at Ambrose on the apron and Dean drops down and Harper goes over the top rope to the floor. Ambrose returns to the ring and he hits a suicide dive. Ambrose rolls Harper back into the ring and he hits the elbow from the top but Owens breaks up the cover with a back senton.
Cesaro with a springboard corkscrew European uppercut to Owens. Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to Cesaro. Orton with an RKO to Sheamus. Wyatt tries for Sister Abigail on Orton but Orton escapes and tries to counter with an RKO but Wyatt blocks it and he sends Orton into a super kick from Harper. Reigns with a spear to Wyatt and then Harper with a super kick to Reigns. Ambrose ducks a discus lariat and hits the double underhook DDT for the three count.
Winners: Dean Ambrose, Cesaro, Roman Reigns, and Randy Orton
We go to credits.